073.ro| Blog pentru mamifere inteligente

In era tehnocratiei, informatia se gaseste mai repede decat o fata cu bodyfat de o singura cifra, care a vazut toata seria MASH (recent) si care il poate face pe Cedry2k la metafore si flow.Practic, trebuie sa vrei cu ardoare sa ramai in stadiul larvar, al necunoasterii, lucrand pe 800 de lei drept vanzatoare la vreo intreprindere Zero Sapte Trei ca sa nu cumva sa te dezvolti financiar, mental si spiritual.

Cu internetul la dispozitie poti invata sa faci cam orice. Poti sa te prefaci ca le faci minuni fraierilor, poti sa generezi bani in taramuri virtuale pentru ca apoi sa fii remunerat in planul actual, poker, sisteme MLM, PTC-uri, poti invata sa faci site-uri, sa faci muzica, filme, poti deveni predicator, wealth specialist, maestru NLP, motivator profesionist, antrenor personal, maestru arte martiale, blogger, vedeta Youtube, si lista poate continua. Trebuie repetata esenta: poti invata sa faci orice.

Din acest amalgam, un baiat a ales si a ales fara vreo ezitare. Iata stirea:

A Taiwanese man has been named the first ever person to successfully "complete" World of Warcraft, collecting the game's staggering 986 Achievements to effectively do everything there is to do in the hugely successful MMO. This is literally the most amazing news of the day.

'Little Gray" beat the game after killing 390,895 creatures, administering 7,255,538,878 points of damage, completing 5,906 quests (averaging 14 quests a day), raiding 405 dungeons and hugging 11 players. I believe we can safely add another statistic to the numbers -- he has had sex 0 times during this period.

Some nitpicky WoW f*ckheads are trying to downplay Little Gray's accomplishment, claiming he received one event-tied achievement (B.B King) due to a glitch, and did not win it fairly. You know what, though? Who the Hell cares? He's done more than any human being ever reasonably should, so let's not quibble over one little point.

He's a WoW player. He will probably achieve nothing else in life. Let the man have this.

"O alegere buna!", n-ar zice Tony Robbins.
Conchide tu acest post cu o duma plina de talc, caci noi suntem prea preocupati sa cautam o adversara capabila sa il invinga pe Cedry2k (Cedrea).